ODE TO BOND---

Preface: This was written on 07/10/08 in the elec community, orkut. And this isnt about James Bond, but his alter-ego in our coll, our nemesis...now you know I guess ;). Till now only my elec friends were aware of it, but I'm sharing it with everyone today. Also, I suggest that you do not read it until you know our Mr. Bond well enough.......


With his MOONRAKER subject
He is the perfect DR. NO,
Who always wants mo'
Coz for him,
Even THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH
(Atleast the college isnt)

Oh! He has such a proud puff,
For he has a godfather-
FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE,
(U know what I mean,
Too far obvious it has been!)

His labs a THUNDERBALL
Where those merciless questions fall,
No answer, or one with no sense,
And you get a death sentence..

YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE
When its not his class & when you dont cheat,
Else you are like dead mice...

Seems to be on HER MEJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE,
N carries forth The majesty's (read BPUT)
Own anti-student warfare...

His questions paper exclusively
FOR YOUR EYES ONLY,
With A VIEW TO KILL....

His proximity can scare
THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS out of anyone
Even of those for whom fear is rare,
For he possesses A LICENCE TO KILL,
So runs the gossip-mill

He has a GOLDENEYE,
That spots all who cheat,
No what, No why,
Just a straight DC--ah! So neat,
So hail THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN
(Fool! Its a pun
for the DC,
Cant you see??)

For him, TOMORROW NEVER DIES,
A new prospect of torture every new day,
Coz his motto is LIVE AND LET DIE,
But in vain!!
For our motto is,
NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN!!
So as they say,
DIE ANOTHER DAY...

And so with him around,
Forget all about A QUANTUM OF SOLACE

With as much hair as CRAIG,
Age of CONNERY,
Pretensions like that of BROSNAN,
(But a flop like NIVEN)
Dont ask where and when,
But all girls JINX him,
And when he woos,
(A girl obviously, no matter whose)
The results are more dangerous than-
Even a peg of methylated booze,
For instance,
Even stupid MIRANDA FROST him,
So he still has to search,
A TRACY BOND,
Who'll marry him; atleast before-
Drowning him in a pond....
Till then GOODNIGHT,
Until MAYDAY!!

P.S.-
4 dose who r little less bondy than me, the last para has the names of bond actors n bond girls, while d rest b4 it are bond movies released till date